Countdown to the Ashes

2009 Ashes Series

First of all, it is worth mentioning the disappointment of losing the series in West Indies. England fell just short of victory in the final Test as the West Indies managed to bat out the final session with just two wickets remaining.

This meant that despite England declaring five times in the series, the West Indies won 1-0 to leave every England fan frustrated. The declaration on the final day has received criticism, but this was just one of many mistakes that cost Andrew Strauss’ men the series.

However, there is no point lamenting what has gone on in the past few weeks. Instead, let us look forward to the English summer. First up for England is another Test series against the West Indies, but after that it is the Ashes series against Australia.

What will England’s team be for the first Test match against the Aussies though? A lot can happen between now and then, but a bit of speculation never hurt anybody.

1. Alistair Cook – certainty.
2. Andrew Strauss – certainty.
3. Ian Bell – possibly.
4. Kevin Pietersen – certainty.
5. Paul Collingwood – certainty.
6. Andrew Flintoff – certainty, fitness permitting.
7. Matt Prior – certainty, just.
8. Stuart Broad – certainty.
9. Graeme Swann – possibly.
10. Simon Jones – possibly.
11. James Anderson – probably.

I won’t bother going through the players who barring injury or a drastic loss of form that I consider to be certain of a place. Each of them has done enough in the most recent series or in the past to make it a fair assumption that they will be in the side for the majority of the summer.

What of the others though? Let’s go through them.

Ian Bell – The number three slot is up for grabs and if Bell finds form for Warwickshire in the early part of the summer, he could get another chance. Other Candidates – Michael Vaughan, Owais Shah and Ravi Bopara.

Graeme Swann – The off-spinner was fantastic in India and the West Indies and deserves to keep his place. He offers something in the field and with the bat as well. He could be England’s ‘Giles of 2005’ this summer.
Other Candidates – Monty Panesar and Adil Rashid.

Simon Jones – This is probably the least likely, but Jones has declared himself fit for the start of the summer. If he stays fit and takes wickets, why not give him a go? England’s bowling line up needs something extra.
Other Candidates – Ryan Sidebottom, Steve Harmison, Amjad Khan.

James Anderson – Jimmy will probably get the nod. The only reason he won’t is if he is ineffective against the West Indies or if England really do fancy a fresh bowling line-up.
Other candidates – who knows? Anyone who shows some form! Darren Pattinson?!

By Thomas Rooney – A sports writer who blogs about England cricket

Tags: australia, england, the ashes

Andrew Flintoff Blinding Catch

The featured cricket video for the last few weeks months has been this blinding catch by Andrew Flintoff off the bowling of Liam ‘I’m not shit really’ Plunkett. The non-plussed batsman is Ross Taylor of New Zealand.

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Kevin Pietersen Reverse Slog Sweeps Murali For Six

The featured cricket video for the last few weeks has been this fantastic reverse slog sweep switch hitty type thingummy by Kevin Pietersen. It’s a pretty impressive shot but made even more so by the fact that the bowler is none other than Muttiah Muralitharan. You know, that chap who chucks the ball has taken more Test wickets than anyone else.

This audacious shot by KP was from the 2nd Test at Edgbaston in 2006. Enjoy.

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Stanford Twenty20 Cancelled

A High Court ruling today suggests that the proposed multi million Twenty20 cricket match between the Stanford All Stars (i.e. the West Indies) and England is likely to be cancelled due to legal issues regarding the West Indies Cricket Board sponsorship deal with Digicel.

For the full info on the court ruling have a read of the BBC article and the one on CricInfo but essentially Digicel, the sponsors of the West Indies cricket team, have got their panties in a bunch and are unhappy that they’re going to receive little or no money from the $20 million head to head.

I’m not going to go into the rights or wrongs of the mini tournament Allen Stanford has organised. Well, not in this article, anyway, but I do have to ask the question on why this is an ICC recognised match in the first place. Let’s face it, folks, it’s nothing more than a glorified beer match. It’s not an international cricket fixture, for Gods sake.

I had no intention of writing about this whole sordid affair but todays news had me reaching…for the keyboard. Everything about this whole, sorry episode has me questioning the future of the beautiful game.

Oh bollocks. I’ve got one in my bonnet now so…

I find it obscene that any of the players, whether they be West Indians Stanford All Stars or England players are going to become dollar millionaires for playing a single game of cricket. It’s not even a proper fucking game of cricket. It says something for the tournament when the warm up game for the “main event” is a legends beach cricket match.

Now I’m sure that Allen Stanford has the best interest of the game at heart and he’s probably bemused by all this but come on. Enough is enough. How much more shit can we take about “player burnout” and then watch another meaningless cricket tournament on our pay-per-view subscriptions? IPL anyone? ICC Champions Trophy?

I’ve got a major beef with the ECB for agreeing to this match. It spells bad news for the future of cricket and I can’t understand why they took this on especially since they’re cash rich with the renewed Sky contract. I used to advertise Sky on this site but I’ve stopped now because, in some ways, I see Sky as being part of the problem.

Ball bags.

It’s late at night. I’ve had a few beers. I may not be as coherent as I should be and I’m sure that this post will pose as many questions as answers but, in essence, I’ll be more than happy if this dreadful whoring of cricket never happens.

Image credit: Duchessa

Tags: allen stanford, cricket, england, twenty20, west indies

Stunning Paul Collingwood Catch

The featured video for last week was this amazing catch by Paul Collingwood against Australia in the 2005 ODI series. What makes it even better is the fact that the dismissed batsman is the wobbly buttocked Matthew Hayden.

Everyone hates Matthew Hayden. Even Matthew Hayden hates Matthew Hayden. Fat arsed git.

Anyway, enough of that. Sit back and enjoy Paul Collingwood doing what he does best. Being ginger. Visiting titty bars. Taking outstanding catches.

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