Ryan Hairybottom managed to turn the Test match on its head as he snagged himself a hat-trick and, in the process, has made me look like a numpty. The bastard.
It’s all set up for an interesting last day. If England can bowl out New Zealand in the first hour will they then have a dart and try to win this match? Dunno but I’ll be sitting in front of the telly to find out so expect various drunken updates over the course of the next few hours…
Have you tried all of the insomnia cures out there?
If the answer to any of these is yes then Flintoffs Ashes has the perfect answer for you!
Tune in to Sky TV and watch the current Test match between New Zealand and England. After watching 10 minutes of this turgid Test you’ll be sleeping like a baby!*
New Zealand versus England. It’s better than Mogadon!
* - We don’t mean that you’ll be shitting in your pants and waking up every two hours wanting to suckle on your mums tits.
