It’s a nervy start to the game and I’m not feeling altogether confident about our chances. Both openers already gone and the run rate down. We desperately need a good knock from KP or Freddie today.

Come on, boys. Let’s turn a performance in today, eh?

6pm Update: 154 all out. Oh dear. I can’t watch any more of this. I’m going out to drink large quantities of alcoholic beverages. Maybe I’ll come home to stories of bowling heroics by Anderson, Mahmood and Flintoff although I think there’s more chance of me coming home with Kylie…
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