I tried controlling a pedalo under the influence once. I fell off too. They can be tricky buggers to manoeuvre, you know. It’s all in the rudder action. If you point the gear stick forward, you turn to starboard (or to the right for you non-nautical types) and if you pull the gear stick towards you, you turn to port.

From what I’ve read and heard today, Freddie was clearly turning to port. And whisky. And rum…

A lot has been said about the professionalism, or lack of it, shown by this current England squad since winning the Ashes in 2005 and I think Freddie has been made an example of. He’s one of the senior players in the squad and he should be setting higher standards both on and off the field. There’s nothing wrong with letting off some steam but this latest incident highlights that there’s a serious booze culture within this team that is affecting performance.

Ian Botham says on the BBC Sport website “Did people complain when we won the Ashes in 2005?“. No they didn’t because there wasn’t a competitive cricket match being played 36 hours later. There are plenty of stories of Botham going out the night before a big game and performing the next day but the game has moved on since then. The game is more frenetic. The players need to be fitter and more mentally focused.

I’m disappointed in the news but not overly surprised either. I just hope that this signifies a change in the way the England management deal with things behind the scenes. A lot of people have spent a lot of money to travel to Australia and the West Indies and the players owe it to them to start putting in some professional performances. On and off the park.