There. My first really shit headline of 2007. Couldn’t help meself, you know. It just came to me in a flash after I read that Andrew Strauss hasn’t been picked for the first World Cup warm up match against Bermuda.

The fact that the match hasn’t even been played yet makes the headline even more rubbish. In a way I’m hoping England lose because that will make it not only crap but also inaccurate.

I think I’m going to have a lie down.