Everyone is talking about it. It seems that Shane Warne is going to announce his retirement in the next 24 hours. He’s called a press conference and it seems inevitable that it will be to tell the world that he’s calling it a day. The only other options are

a) he’s setting a target of 1000 Test wickets and has asked the ICC to change the fixture list so that England play Australia every week
b) he’s made a breakthrough in laser hair replacement and turns up at the press conference looking like Cousin It from the Addams Family
c) he’s developed another mystery ball which he is dedicating to Geraint Jones and is calling it The Choker
d) he’s coming out

Personally I hope that it is one of the above because even though the fat git keeps on bowling us out, I love watching Shane Warne bowl. He will go down in history as one of the greatest players ever to play the game and I’ll miss him.

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