That well known Australian cricket fanatic, Russell Crowe, has predicted “pain” in a radio interview with the BBC. Who does he think he is? Mr T?

Crowe, famous for his role in Gladiator and for twatting people on the head with a phone, suggests that Australia will win the Ashes by 3 clear Tests and dismisses the 2005 Ashes victory by England as the result of incompetent umpiring.

Excuse me, Mr Bandwagon Jumper Onboarder, but weren’t you born in New Zealand? And anwyay,if you want to know what pain is, pal, I’ll tell you what pain is. It’s sitting and watching “Master and Commander”. That’s what pain is. I’d rather puncture me piles with a rusty nail than watch that crap again.

Tags : Cricket, The Ashes, Russell Crowe, Nob