Glenn McGrath. Bless ‘im. Today he has gone on record as saying that he’ll be targeting Kevin Pieterson and suggesting that KP will throw his wicket away cheaply playing big shots.

Over the last few weeks Old Man McGrath has said that Australia will whitewash England 5-0 (just like last time, eh Glenn?), he’s branded Andrew Strauss and Alastair Cook as his bunnies and called Monty Panesar mental. Or words to that affect.

All together now, to the tune of “Go West” by the Village People:

You’re old and you smell of wee
You’re old and you smell of wee
You’re old and you smell of wee
You’re old and you smell of wee

Repeat to fade. Or arrest.

Tags : Australia, Cricket, The Ashes, England, Old Man McGrath, Kevin Pieterson, Andrew Strauss, Alastair Cook, Monty Panesar